So this may seem absolutely ridiculous and it also may look like I have a drinking problem, which I definitely don’t…but last night was the first time that I have ever celebrated a friends birthday, or even just attended a houseparty in general, sober. I’ve gone to plenty of parties and bars in my lifetime where I had just the occasional 1-2 drinks before, and this time was an interesting experience…or experiment rather.
Lets backtrack a tiny bit…I had my first alcoholic beverage at a young age, and had gotten a ton of my partying done well before people my own age. I then got into a serious relationship with someone older than me who didn’t drink. Needless to say, my twenties were very tame. Here I am, 27 and halfass catching up all those fun times I had missed out on. I am not stating you need alcohol to have fun either, if you know me well, you know I love doing fun activities! I don’t drink large amounts of alcohol either or every day or get drunk every time, but I do drink socially. The reason why I was sober last night was because I am just taking a bit of a breather from alcohol, just for a few weeks or a month. I am on a lean as fuck and high protein diet right now, so alcohol isn’t doing me any favors.
Back to last night, I can’t tell you how many people (most of them I hadn’t even met before) ask me if I wanted a shot, or a drink, why I wasn’t, or just have “one”. I pleasantly declined, explaining that I wasn’t drinking tonight, and I didn’t even give into peer pressure anyways. Why does it matter? I dont even like fireball whiskey anyways, it is made of pure sugar and regret.
Anyways, I still had a fantastic evening, my friends are absolutely hysterical, and even if 99.9% of everyone around me was turnt the fuck up and going ham. I am a social person anyways, so its not like I need alcohol to have a fun experience or converse with others. People are pure entertainment when they are piss drunk, and its not like it was life altering experience or anything. I’m not going sober, just taking some party time off to get my body looking sexy as hell, is all. Summer is around the corner and in the meantime, I will continue to have a good ole time, and I may eat all of your vegatables and meat in your home whilst taking snapchats of your drunky selves and taking my typical selfies. Also, I bet you thought this post was about losing my virginity, didn’t you? Gotcha.
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