Hairy Situation

Yay! I’m glad to have you back!

Those who know me IRL know that I am one to change up my look quite a bit. In fact, I won “Most Changed” as a Senior Superlative in High School. I change up my style, hair, makeup, etc all of the time! I was so sick of my ponytail I decided to chop it all off. I’ve done this before approx. twice in my life…the first time was when I was 11 when Sarah McLaughlin (the woman in the ASPCA commercials) had that pixie cut and butterfly clips were all the rage. I chopped it off again when I was a rebellious looking freshy in college and I dyed it jet black and wore heavy eyeliner. This time I went shorter than ever and got a glamhawk. Yeah, I made it up. It’s easy to take care of and its freakin awesome! Plus, it shows off the angles of my jawline and not my chubby cheeks. Also, I have a shit ton of red coloring in my hair I wanted to get rid of (you absolutely cannot get rid of red once you put it in your hair unless you strip it, cut it out, or dye it black).

Why did you cut it? Do you like it? Why are you asking? Like your long hair makes you better than me, bitch please. I dont need long hair to feel feminine or pretty, I am 100% confident and I could even rock a bald head. Its hair, and my hair doesn’t define me…especially my leg hair! (Hey, its winter and it keeps me warm)

Why look like everyone else when you can look like you?

You Can’t Tell Me Nothin’

Oh hey there, haven’t seen you in a bit. My bad. Here is a quickie about things to not tell me. I get very annoyed.

Are you tired/sick/ok?
No, in fact I am well rested, ate a well-balanced meal, had a full 8 hours of sleep and I am feeling amazing! Truth is, I am not wearing any makeup. But, to save face I lie and tell people that I don’t feel well, didn’t get much sleep, or just woke up from a nap. Because yeah, that’s pretty embarrassing that people think I look ill if I don’t pencil my eyebrows, slather on foundation or use mascara. Asshole.

What are you?
I’m a fucking human. What are you? I get asked this a lot because I am mixed. It takes too long to review all of my ethnic background so I tell people I’m half white/asian or half chinese/italian. When in reality I’m half Chinese, and the other half is Italian, Irish, Scottish, French, and Cherokee. And I’m sure some other shit. We’re all mutts. I don’t ask what you are, because I know what you are. A human. And my race doesn’t define me, as it doesn’t for you.

I had a hamster once, he got sucked up in the vaccuum/ate my spaghettios/my German Sheppard made a meal of him AND HE DIED
Listen, I grew up in a household with a parent who had really bad asthma and was allergic to animals, so I never had a pet growing up. So I got a hamster in my early 20s and it fits my schedule because I work a TON. Regardless, I don’t need an explanation, its a fucking animal, its my pet, and I take care of it, I don’t pawn it off to another person. Anyways, lets say I did have a dog growing up and it got killed in a freak accident. If someone told me they just got a golden retriever puppy, I wouldn’t say, “Oh I had a dog once, and he got killed in a freak accident when I was 5”. Because that’s fucking weird to say. So isn’t it weird to say those things when I tell people I have a hamster? YES.

Some people need to think before they speak. I am one of them.