This question will often be asked, yet will always remain unanswered. He will ask you what you want to eat, and you as a Girlfriend will never know. But one thing you know for sure is that the options he does throw at you, you are just simply not in the mood for. It makes sense right? Every. damn. time.
You will do things you would never do as a single person. Example: he watches football every Sunday. So do you, but in reality its just playing on the TV, and have no idea whats going on. You enjoy his company, the snuggles, the Sunday Funday cheat meals and the fact that you are sharing something that he loves. The Girlfriend species loves doing fall and wintery shit (example: apple picking, pumpkin picking, baking apple and pumpkin flavored bullshit, decorating Christmas trees and building gingerbread houses) yet you damn well know the Boyfriend species doesn’t live for that shit. Yet he will be there for every step of the way, every instagram post, and pumpkin spice latte–because thats what you love and thats just what boyfriends do.
Your boyfriend will forever be cold. He once had a favorite hoodie, but that said hoodie is now yours and he will never get it back. You somehow were cold once (shocking) and he offered you a sweatshirt early into the relationship not knowing your real occupation was a “Boyfriend Wardrobe Bandit” and not the Administrative Assistant as he was led to believe. The Boyfriend species is often cold this time of year, and realizes that you now have a vast collection of his wardrobe. He often regrets letting you borrow his clothing, but in reality he is only still dating your ass during “Cuffing Season” aka “Steal His Hoodie Season” in hopes that he will get that favorite hoodie back.
The Boyfriend is cold this time of the year as well because you not only steal his hoodie but you also steal all of the blankets and wrap yourself up into a burrito. He has his side of the bed, but somehow his side is way more comfortable. He gets up to take a leak? You may be mid slumber but as a Girlfriend species you know the spot is free and you roll that Chipotle burrito onto his side–leaving a few inches for him to slide back in. He won’t wake you up though, he doesn’t want to deal with the wrath of you and he still wants that hoodie back. He cant be making the wrong moves!