Stupid Motherfuckin’ Questions

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They say, “There is no such thing as a stupid question.” Well the lie detector test determined that was a lie.

1. Getting your eyebrows waxed and they ask if you want your lip waxed. No bitch. I’m not one of those girls who needs it done anyway, my body hair is fine and blonde..rude!

2. Going to dunkin donuts to just grab a regular hot coffee and before you get a word in they ask if you want to try their Bacon Avacado Ranch Red Velvet flavored Donut.

3. What are you? A human. This is regarding my ethnicity, and its super annoying. I’ve gone over this in past posts, my ethnicity doesn’t define me. You and I are the same.

4. When I ask for a diet soda, and they ask, “Pepsi ok?” or “Coke ok?” Idgaf I said diet soda.

5. Is it Carolyn or Caroline? UGH.

It’s the little things that anger me.