Stupid Motherfuckin’ Questions

They say, “There is no such thing as a stupid question.” Well the lie detector test determined that was a lie.

1. Getting your eyebrows waxed and they ask if you want your lip waxed. No bitch. I’m not one of those girls who needs it done anyway, my body hair is fine and blonde..rude!

2. Going to dunkin donuts to just grab a regular hot coffee and before you get a word in they ask if you want to try their Bacon Avacado Ranch Red Velvet flavored Donut.

3. What are you? A human. This is regarding my ethnicity, and its super annoying. I’ve gone over this in past posts, my ethnicity doesn’t define me. You and I are the same.

4. When I ask for a diet soda, and they ask, “Pepsi ok?” or “Coke ok?” Idgaf I said diet soda.

5. Is it Carolyn or Caroline? UGH.

It’s the little things that anger me.

Real life typos

 

 

 

 

 

I’m not one of those people who have to call out and correct people who can’t spell. But some of these real life typos annoy me, and I’ve got something to say! (Meanwhile, I am horrible at math. I still count with my fingers) But that’s besides the point..

People who can’t pronounce words correctly

I’m sorry, didn’t we learn this in elementary school? Anyways, people pronounce my name wrong ALL the time. Caroline. Caro-LINE. not Caro-LYN. Line is a word in the English language, how do you fuck that one up? I have a friend Carolyn, and she says people always call her Caroline! Ugh. We sell Alex and Ani bracelets at my store, and people call them “Alex and Annie” and it’s also just as annoying.

Typos with spellcheck

You know whats great about all this tech stuff now a days? Spell check is on every device, even on your boost mobile. They are making it easy for you, and trying to help you look even smarter! Why the hell are you typing like that? When I get texts or messages like this from people, I always have to call them, because I cannot understand! Use commas, periods, and don’t ignore the spellcheck or autocorrect!